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quote[0]="&quot;Illinois is to civil engineering as the New York Yankees are to baseball.&quot;<p align=right><i>--David E. Daniel&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[1]="&quot;Never solve a problem until you know the answer.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Nathan M. Newmark&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[2]="&quot;Thousands of engineers can design bridges, but the great engineer is the man who can tell whether the bridge should be built at all.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Eugene C. Grace&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[3]="&quot;A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Freeman Dyson&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[4]="&quot;An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Anonymous</i>"
quote[5]="&quot;Boring - see Civil Engineers.&quot;<p align=right><i>--UK Yellow Pages</i>"
quote[6]="&quot;Engineering is the art of modelling materials we do not wholly understand, into shapes we cannot precisely analyze so as to withstand forces we cannot properly assess, in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Dr. A.R. Dykes&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[7]="&quot;The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Thomas Koenig&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[8]="&quot;Illinois is to civil engineering what the Yankees are to baseball.&quot;<p align=right><i>--David E. Daniel&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[9]="&quot;Thousands of engineers can design bridges, but the great engineer is the man who can tell whether the bridge should be built at all.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Eugene C. Grace&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[10]="&quot;Never solve a problem until you know the answer.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Nathan M. Newmark&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[11]="&quot;Illinois is to civil engineering as the New York Yankees are to baseball.&quot;<p align=right><i>--David E. Daniel&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[12]="&quot;A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Douglas Adams&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[13]="&quot;...[that] any general system of conveying passengers would ... go at a velocity exceeding ten miles an hour, or thereabouts, is extremely improbable.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Railway engineer Thomas Tredgold, 1835&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[14]="&quot;An engineer is a man who is educated in the art of developing new and different ways of making the same mistake.&quot;<p align=right><i>--Anonymous&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
quote[15]="&quot;Of all human activities, engineering is the one that enters most into our lives, that gives us our means of living, and permeates every fiber of the social fabric&quot;<p align=right><i>--William Barclay Parsons&nbsp;&nbsp;</i>"
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quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
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